Wow, those army recruiters sure are getting pushy. Or I just look like the perfect demographic for them. I was walking to the Metro today and all of a sudden this car pulls up next to me. I thought that he was asking for directions, so i pull my headphones off.

“I wanted to tell you how great the army is!”

No, thank you I reply. Put my headphones back on and keep walking.

And he then drives next to me, as i have walked pretty far and he yells at me.

“DON’T YOU LIKE FREEDOM!” And throws his card at me and drives off.

I sometimes think that crazy people like to talk to me.