I was looking forward to Dane Cook’s new show “Tourgasm”. I was excited enough that i would watch entourage first and then watch the dane cook show. As i would be laughing so much i couldn’t watch anything else. But after watching the Dane Cook show, my girlfriend asked if we wanted to watch entourage again.
The show basically follows four comedians as they do the tourgasm road trip. Going to some off 20 shows in 30 days across america. I don’t know the exact specifics of this show, but who cares. So it just follows comedians around as they try there hardest to be funny around each other. I guess i have a problem in the sense that i don’t even like comedy all that much, or comedians. Having been around comedians a few times, i know that they are always “on” and its terrible. And watching this show, just reminds me of how much i hate comedians.
Now i look back on it all, and i can say that the commercials for the show are not funny either. Just with the Dan Cook name attached to it, i just assumed that it would be all hilarity.
The show is for people who don’t know who Dane Cook is, I guess there is a lot of people out there who don’t know who he is. If you are a Dan Cook fan, i wouldn’t watch the show, it is terrible.
I am not going to put a picture up or link to anything, I have so much hate.
Melinda- way to go, babe! You almost had some complete sentences there! Keep trying!
Take a look at some other “I hate Dane Cook” -type sites, and you’ll see that about 95% of the people who defend him write like Melinda, which is to say, like a nine year-old with severe Down Syndrome.
dane cook is the absoute worst comedian of all time. he is fucking terrilbe.
DaneCookSucksBalls.com LOLOLOL
LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!!!! Dave you are so funny man, you should be with Dane Cook making lame jokes and telling people that they have no life ’cause they don’t like Dane Cook. Ooh almighty Dave you are so hilarious, just like Dane Cook. Jello pudding eating motherfucker.
Dane Cook is useless, untalented, & boring. Watching him makes me want to slit my wrists. He is so damn unoriginal, he makes one lame half ass joke, and he runs with it for 5 minutes. Any moran can can do what he can, but nobody can be as crap tacular as Dane Cook’s ussless ass.
I’m sick of everybody trying to force dane cook down my neck. I hate him, so leave me the fuck alone. Is anyone else tired of having Dane Cook forced upon them, or is that me?
Dane Cook is the most untalented tool on the media in today’s day and age. I gave him a fair chance, as I do to all comedians. I was told by what USED to be considered a reliable source that he is “just the funniest guy ever”. I listened to him rant about things that don’t even exist. I actually heard the man say that it would be fun to punch your step mother. That was the setep, the delivery, and the punchline. All I have to say is that if you want TRUE comedy, look up Brian Regan. He is also a clean comedian, suprisingly enough.
PS – Dane Cook steals any material from his shows that are remotely funny
PSS – Dane Cook responded to his claims of stealing material by stating “We have to learn to agree to disagree”. What a dickhead.
Everyone I know worships Dane and thinks he’s hilarious. A friend convinced me to buy his album Retaliation. A lot of it made me laugh and for a while I was a Fan. Then I saw his HBO special which was complete crap and his Tourgasm show disapointed me when it wasn’t funny at all after being so hyped up. I definatly don’t hate Dane cook with the passion that you all seem to, nor do I think he is as great a comedian as everyone sais he is. I’m not going to rip on him or come to his defense. Althogh I understand why those of you who dont like him would be pissed off by everyone worshipping him as a comedic genius, I think its stupid to make a whole web sight just to say how much you hate a person. With that being said, I myself dont have much of an opinion on the man anymore.
Go figure.
So I’m in Montreal, at the comedy festival, a few years back, before Dane was SO huge. I awalys thought he was an un-orginal talent-less hack. That was just me. but here I am, hanging out with a bunch of Bosten legonds, (Lenny Clarke, Tony V, and either Donny Gavin or Kenny Rodgerson, not sure but it was quite a table of Bosten monsters. Well you should have seen Dane orbiting the table, just dying to be a part of this group. The guys were just ignoring him, making comments, it was beautiful to see. You see Dane can fool the dopey kids who wouldn’t know a comic if they tripped over him, but the real barometer is respect of your peers……………….of which Dane gets none.
So I’m in Montreal, at the comedy festival, a few years back, before Dane was SO huge. I awalys thought he was an un-orginal talent-less hack. That was just me. but here I am, hanging out with a bunch of Bosten legonds, (Lenny Clarke, Tony V, and either Donny Gavin or Kenny Rodgerson, not sure but it was quite a table of Bosten monsters. Well you should have seen Dane orbiting the table, just dying to be a part of this group. The guys were just ignoring him, making comments, it was beautiful to see. You see Dane can fool the dopey kids who wouldn’t know a comic if they tripped over him, but the real barometer is respect of your peers……………….of which Dane gets none.
hurray!!!
I was bummed out looking at Mitch Hedberg’s stuff going, “man, how do people think Dane Cook is funny at all? There’s a kid in my spanish class that thinks Dane is the “MAN” and I don’t want to be an ass hole and say: Umm…He’s a thief, retard, and he’s not funny. So i try to turn him on to crazy good stuff (cuz he himself is a funny guy, i think he knows funny just hasn’t had his horizon expanded) like Mitch, Richard Pyror, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, Rodney Dangerfeild, ect.
What ev. See how that works out
So anyway, cool. Googled I hate Dane Cook and found this place.
We should make T-shirts
that inbred dipshit motherfucking candy coated ass smacker needs so much to be taken out into the back woods and cum on over and over again. ugh. what a friggin’ tool
dane cook can lick my ass for a shiny new nickel
I totally agree with everyone here. Dane Cook is a whiny tool. I thought I liked his comedy till I saw a few episodes of that terribly awful tourgasm. He’s so abrasive, and stupid. He complains about everything. I’ve had enough of Mr Cook. Where are all of the new comics? This guy seems to take up every lick of space there is. I hope to god, he doesn’t make too many more movies either!
I fucking hate Dane Cook. Not even his audiences find him funny — they never laugh, just cheer. Why are they cheering? Is the stuff he has to say even that insightful or profound, if not funny? Fuck no it isn’t. It’s just a bunch of mind-numbing, asinine, juvenile horseshit. I can’t fucking believe the state of the comedy circuit these days. “The DC,” he calls himself. The D – fucking – C. What is he, some kind of down syndrome frat boy? Who are all these skullfucked morons who actually like him? Fuck man, I wish Bill Hicks were still alive. He could direct a TV miniseries called “Let’s Hunt and Kill Dane Cook 2007.” Only way Dane Cook could ever make me laugh would be if he were the star of a snuff film. Listening to his pitiful pleas for mercy and pain-wracked screaming as the chainsaw went into his stomach would crack me up for days. Hell, I’d love to direct that snuff film. It could be aired back-to-back on MTV. I could seriously kill that obnoxious, subhuman, inbred little pantywaste. To my knowledge, he’s never really hurt anyone, but I could fucking kill him all the same just for being so stupid and brainwashing so many people and for being so successful just by being a total fucking idiot.
I could go on and on. But I won’t. I’m glad I found this website. Reading all the things you people have to say about that waste of life that is “the DC” has really brightened my day. And Carter Wilson, T-shirts are a great idea, sir. I’d wear one with pride.
notdanecook is one cool mofo.
Hey, Just back off. Dane Cook is Awesome. So what, he has his Crazy screaming moments. You guys just dont appreciate his Success. Brian Regan? Who the hell thinks brian regan is cool? He Sucks! We’re all Entitled to an opinion. But Come on…..
I too suffer at the hands of Cook fans. Little ratdicks that guffaw every time he prances about on stage.
Fuck him.
What kind of world is this: Bill Hicks is dead, but this little no-talent prick goes on.
Now I’m depressed.
I used to be a huge dane cook fan. I saw him in Chicago and yes he is talented. He is talented in the fact that he gets people to laugh about stuff they already know. Its humor that they don’t have to think about. He just tells a story and wears tight jeans and shirts and makes crazy noises. I saw Daniel Tosh at the improv, probably the funniest show I have ever seen in my life. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. We will just have to see if dane changes it up on his next album.
Geesh Man… Sorry guys… I mean I didn’t know you we all so smart that you couldn’t laugh at my jokes… I mean I thought I just a different way of looking at things but damn… I guess I’ll just give all this money back to the millions of people that gave it to me….. I only wish I could be as smart as you guys….
It’s not that big a deal I personaly don’t like his style but its just comedy I’ll watch the comedy I like and let others watch theres no big deal
Man fuck all you haters…Dane Cook is the SHIT!!! who cares how he got to comedy and what he did? all that matters is that he has been successful through comedy that pleases the majority of people, nobody cares bout you faggots that dont like him, and that he makes more money than any of you idiots who spend all ur time criticizing his works. you all can “blow me.” DANE COOK IS A BAMF so get over yourselves, you punk ass haters!!!
Anybody who feels the need to insult others just because they have a different sense of humor is the one that needs their head examined.
I agree
all dane cook does is take a normal gay old stpry and looks up a couple words in the dictionary and add a couple funny noises so he sounds funny and smart.
He has no talent in being a comedian.
All my freinds like him along with Larry the cable guy
They hate me for disliking dane
I say fuck him and my freinds
J…
if you dont like to judge others than fuck off cuz thats wat your doin now
judgin us
people have opinions, you have yours and we have ours so fuck off
Um first off I think you give this man a lot less credit than he deserves. Its true that he doesn’t have a punch line in his entire act, and that he is more of an actor/spazz on stage, but the stories he tells are things my generation can relate to. I don’t think he is the greatest comic, I wouldnt even put him in my top 15. And the guy that said Mitch Hedberg is the best, I don’t know about that one, I thought he was kind of funny but not that great.
Um number 1 would have to be Dave Chappelle, not Chappelle’s show but more of Killin’ Em Softly or For What It’s Worth Chappelle. His show just gained too many fans that really didnt appreciate his stand up as much as they should. If I had to order my favorite comics it would be as such:
1. Dave Chappelle
2. Christopher Titus
3. Pablo Fransisco
4. Greg Geraldo
5. Richard Prior
6. Zach Galifianakis
And then there are a ton more that would follow like Mike Birbiglia, Ted Alexandro, Bruce Bruce, Adam Ferrara, Jim Gaffigan, George Carlin, Collin Quinn …
But maybe comedy is just turning that way, look at more youthful comics (Nick Swardson, Demetri Martin, and yes Dane Cook), maybe stand up is changing. They are all more of entertainers.
So to fly off the handle and just say this guy fucking sucks is a little foolish. He has sold the most comedy albums since Steve Martin, so you have to give him some credit if people find him funny. Yes, he is perverted, hyper, off the wall, and loud, but sometimes that is fun to watch and a lot of his stories the youth can relate to. And saying that he steals jokes from like Louie C.K. and Jim Breuer is saying that they tell jokes the exact same way.
SO I wouldn’t go as far as saying he sucks. At times, he is very funny and at other times I find him to be not so funny. And I thought Tourgasm was like pulling teeth, it was pretty bad.
Oh and just to state an opinion, the worst comic ever would have to be Larry the Cable Guy, closely followed by everyone else on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. I watched the first two movies or stand ups and did not laugh a single time. None of them are funny. Jeff Foxworthy does boring observational comedy that only relates to hillbillies, Bill Engval or whatever is just his lackey, and Ron White is a drunk who is just as bad as those two. But Larry the Cable Guy is def. the worst of them all. He is like Dane by having no punch lines, but he just tells story with no humor to them. Like the classic “I went to the flea market”. That was the most unfunny two and half hours of my life. I would rather have sex with a pile of glass then watch that ever again.
DANE COOK FUCKING RULES SO SUCK MY DICK U FAGGOTS!!!!!!!
Screw you guys Dane Cook is Fucking AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes so funny and hes FREAKIN HOTT