Comments on: Dane Cook Sucks

By: Dani

Dani — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:58:33 +0000

Screw you guys Dane Cook is Fucking AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes so funny and hes FREAKIN HOTT

By: phil

phil — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:38:21 +0000

DANE COOK FUCKING RULES SO SUCK MY DICK U FAGGOTS!!!!!!!

By: Alejandro88

Alejandro88 — Tue, 08 May 2007 05:56:39 +0000

Oh and just to state an opinion, the worst comic ever would have to be Larry the Cable Guy, closely followed by everyone else on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. I watched the first two movies or stand ups and did not laugh a single time. None of them are funny. Jeff Foxworthy does boring observational comedy that only relates to hillbillies, Bill Engval or whatever is just his lackey, and Ron White is a drunk who is just as bad as those two. But Larry the Cable Guy is def. the worst of them all. He is like Dane by having no punch lines, but he just tells story with no humor to them. Like the classic “I went to the flea market”. That was the most unfunny two and half hours of my life. I would rather have sex with a pile of glass then watch that ever again.

By: Alejandro88

Alejandro88 — Tue, 08 May 2007 05:51:06 +0000

Um first off I think you give this man a lot less credit than he deserves. Its true that he doesn’t have a punch line in his entire act, and that he is more of an actor/spazz on stage, but the stories he tells are things my generation can relate to. I don’t think he is the greatest comic, I wouldnt even put him in my top 15. And the guy that said Mitch Hedberg is the best, I don’t know about that one, I thought he was kind of funny but not that great.

Um number 1 would have to be Dave Chappelle, not Chappelle’s show but more of Killin’ Em Softly or For What It’s Worth Chappelle. His show just gained too many fans that really didnt appreciate his stand up as much as they should. If I had to order my favorite comics it would be as such:
1. Dave Chappelle
2. Christopher Titus
3. Pablo Fransisco
4. Greg Geraldo
5. Richard Prior
6. Zach Galifianakis

And then there are a ton more that would follow like Mike Birbiglia, Ted Alexandro, Bruce Bruce, Adam Ferrara, Jim Gaffigan, George Carlin, Collin Quinn …

But maybe comedy is just turning that way, look at more youthful comics (Nick Swardson, Demetri Martin, and yes Dane Cook), maybe stand up is changing. They are all more of entertainers.

So to fly off the handle and just say this guy fucking sucks is a little foolish. He has sold the most comedy albums since Steve Martin, so you have to give him some credit if people find him funny. Yes, he is perverted, hyper, off the wall, and loud, but sometimes that is fun to watch and a lot of his stories the youth can relate to. And saying that he steals jokes from like Louie C.K. and Jim Breuer is saying that they tell jokes the exact same way.

SO I wouldn’t go as far as saying he sucks. At times, he is very funny and at other times I find him to be not so funny. And I thought Tourgasm was like pulling teeth, it was pretty bad.

By: Joe

Joe — Sun, 06 May 2007 08:33:43 +0000

J…
if you dont like to judge others than fuck off cuz thats wat your doin now
judgin us
people have opinions, you have yours and we have ours so fuck off

By: Joe

Joe — Sun, 06 May 2007 08:32:12 +0000

I agree
all dane cook does is take a normal gay old stpry and looks up a couple words in the dictionary and add a couple funny noises so he sounds funny and smart.

He has no talent in being a comedian.
All my freinds like him along with Larry the cable guy
They hate me for disliking dane
I say fuck him and my freinds

By: J

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:10:20 +0000

Anybody who feels the need to insult others just because they have a different sense of humor is the one that needs their head examined.

By: Slug Ice

Slug Ice — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:30:11 +0000

Man fuck all you haters…Dane Cook is the SHIT!!! who cares how he got to comedy and what he did? all that matters is that he has been successful through comedy that pleases the majority of people, nobody cares bout you faggots that dont like him, and that he makes more money than any of you idiots who spend all ur time criticizing his works. you all can “blow me.” DANE COOK IS A BAMF so get over yourselves, you punk ass haters!!!

By: Third

Third — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:48:49 +0000

It’s not that big a deal I personaly don’t like his style but its just comedy I’ll watch the comedy I like and let others watch theres no big deal

By: Dane Cook

Dane Cook — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:19:50 +0000

Geesh Man… Sorry guys… I mean I didn’t know you we all so smart that you couldn’t laugh at my jokes… I mean I thought I just a different way of looking at things but damn… I guess I’ll just give all this money back to the millions of people that gave it to me….. I only wish I could be as smart as you guys….

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:35:02 +0000

I used to be a huge dane cook fan. I saw him in Chicago and yes he is talented. He is talented in the fact that he gets people to laugh about stuff they already know. Its humor that they don’t have to think about. He just tells a story and wears tight jeans and shirts and makes crazy noises. I saw Daniel Tosh at the improv, probably the funniest show I have ever seen in my life. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. We will just have to see if dane changes it up on his next album.

By: Cody J.

Cody J. — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:08:29 +0000

I too suffer at the hands of Cook fans. Little ratdicks that guffaw every time he prances about on stage.
Fuck him.
What kind of world is this: Bill Hicks is dead, but this little no-talent prick goes on.
Now I’m depressed.

By: HedbergRocks

HedbergRocks — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:07:46 +0000

Hey, Just back off. Dane Cook is Awesome. So what, he has his Crazy screaming moments. You guys just dont appreciate his Success. Brian Regan? Who the hell thinks brian regan is cool? He Sucks! We’re all Entitled to an opinion. But Come on…..

By: Mitch

Mitch — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:56:02 +0000

notdanecook is one cool mofo.

By: Mitch

Mitch — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:46:02 +0000

I fucking hate Dane Cook. Not even his audiences find him funny — they never laugh, just cheer. Why are they cheering? Is the stuff he has to say even that insightful or profound, if not funny? Fuck no it isn’t. It’s just a bunch of mind-numbing, asinine, juvenile horseshit. I can’t fucking believe the state of the comedy circuit these days. “The DC,” he calls himself. The D – fucking – C. What is he, some kind of down syndrome frat boy? Who are all these skullfucked morons who actually like him? Fuck man, I wish Bill Hicks were still alive. He could direct a TV miniseries called “Let’s Hunt and Kill Dane Cook 2007.” Only way Dane Cook could ever make me laugh would be if he were the star of a snuff film. Listening to his pitiful pleas for mercy and pain-wracked screaming as the chainsaw went into his stomach would crack me up for days. Hell, I’d love to direct that snuff film. It could be aired back-to-back on MTV. I could seriously kill that obnoxious, subhuman, inbred little pantywaste. To my knowledge, he’s never really hurt anyone, but I could fucking kill him all the same just for being so stupid and brainwashing so many people and for being so successful just by being a total fucking idiot.

I could go on and on. But I won’t. I’m glad I found this website. Reading all the things you people have to say about that waste of life that is “the DC” has really brightened my day. And Carter Wilson, T-shirts are a great idea, sir. I’d wear one with pride.